This was an experiment to see if the people in the building across from us would talk to us via absurd signage. They did! 4.5 exchanges took place over the course of two months.

We said, "You guys rock. Friends 4eva?"
They said, "Sofa King 4eva."

We said, "Do you like like me? Check one. _Yes, _No, _Maybe"
They said, "BFWBF (Best Friends with Benefits 4eva)?

We said, "I'm pregnant. It's yours."
They said, "Am I your baby mama?"

We said, "Marry me? (Hint: Carat ain't the name of a vegetable.)"
They didn't respond for a few weeks. We said, "We are Sofa King over you!"

They said, "It's not me. It's you."
Exeunt.